Freaky Friday - Revenge of the Pachyderms

Great googaly moogaly what the heck is wrong with people?! I think little baby elephants are unbelievably cute, but when some freakish person puts them into baby clothes it just makes them look a little....well....freakish. Look into those eyes. Oh sure they may seem cute at first, but then you pan out a bit and realize those eyes belong to some half elephant, half baby DNA mutation that could trample you while you're sleeping. The best part is that she comes with a pacifier that "fits right into the tip of her trunk". TRUNK???? Since when do pacifiers belong up one's nose? I'm not sure what kind of whacked out version of "Animal Planet" they're watching over there at The Ashton-Drake Galleries, but someone needs to send in an intervention STAT!

Just in case one of you has a secret mutated elephant/baby fetish here's the link so you can bring "Claire" home to be part of your family:

www.collectiblestoday.com

While we're talking about freaky elephant things. Here's a nice nightmare inducing clip to share with all the little ones in your life. My therapist thanks you Disney!

Real Quick Freaky Friday

Here I am minding my own business, thinking I better make sure to get my Freaky Friday post ready to post TOMORROW........

Yepperino, I thought today was Thursday. Although I guess calling Saturday Friday would make it a very freaky day. So here it is the freakiest thing I've seen this week and it actually came to me in an Email. You can check out more at their website totallylookslike.com






and my favorite!!



Sorry Yzma.

Freaky Friday-I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For

Last night the hubby was doing a little internet crawling and ran across someone's post where they listed odd things people searched to get to their blog (sorry, I don't remember whose blog). Of course, me wee little brain couldn't let this go and I woke up today aching to know how people got to me. I pulled up my stats at BlogPatrol and got quite the hoot from what I found. If you don't have a stat service already, go now and get one. If for this reason alone, it's soooo worth it! Here's my favorites of the misled who stumbled upon our little world:

1. How to wear a straitjacket by myself?
2. Girlfriend in a straitjacket for me
3. Straitjacket burrito
4. Dog straitjacket
5. Women dressed as a cow
6. Gobble gobble turkey apron for toddlers
7. Lesbians with flour pic

Now doesn't that make all your weirdness seem just a slight bit more normal?

Here for your enjoyment is the most bizzare version I've heard of U2's Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For.....


This one is very cool with just a tiny touch of freakiness. I think it's simply the fact that MONKS are singing pop songs that's odd, still cool just a slight freaky aftertaste.

Freaky Friday

A while back, my hubby said we should take all the weirdness we find online and slap it into a "Freaky Friday" post. Being as I ALWAYS do exactly as my husband says, here it is!


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"Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco."-Will Rogers
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Really, who thought this was a good idea for a portrait? I think it's the hand on the arse that gives it that certain Je ne sais quoi.