Here it is, the common folk reasons to vote for McCain.
- He set his OWN arm.
- Protecting freedom isn’t just a catch phrase to him. He’s actually lived the price of protecting it.
- We deserve a beautiful first lady.
- He’s so darn cuddly cute when he smiles.
- He’s not afraid to kick some arse.
- The Governator and Giuliani support him, and Bocephus even wrote a song for him.
- John McCain is easy to spell and pronounce.
- He loves his mamma and treats her well.
- He knows that America is the “Land of Opportunity” where hard work should be rewarded not over taxed in a socialistic abyss where you “spread the wealth around”.
- Did I mention that he set his own arm and can kick your arse???
So there you have it, the no nonsense reasons to vote for McCain. If you’d like to take a serious look at the real issues go to www.johnmccain.com. Just make sure you get out and vote TUESDAY NOVEMBER 4TH, which is TOMORROW.