Ay Matey, 'tis me fourth favorite day of the year....Talk Like a Pirate Day! ARRRRRRR! Here be me brief tribute to the day.
*for those of you who just can't sleep until you know my other 3 fav days of the year:
The Ides of March (no you aren't allowed to say March 15th, only ides of March. Just for funsies, you may throw in 'Et tu, Brute?' )